Sauna Rules – Humorous Scandinavian-Inspired Wooden Sign
Bring a touch of Nordic humor to your sauna space with this rustic wooden sign, featuring playful Scandinavian-style phrasing and an illustration of a sauna bucket and ladle.
Rules Listed on the Sign:
- Sit on the top bench at your own risk—the heat can make you dizzy!
- Too much steam? If you tumble down, that’s on you.
- Sweat in your eyes? Just blink—problem solved.
- Splinter trouble? Don’t scream too loud, or the neighbors might think there’s fresh pork to be had.
- Soap mishap? If you drop it, pick it up—nobody likes a melted mess.
- Feeling overheated? The lake is always an option!
A perfect addition to cabins, home saunas, or Scandinavian-themed décor, this sign captures traditional sauna wisdom with a lighthearted twist.