A Viking Without Coffee Irritable Person Ceramic Mug (11 oz)
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Mug: A Viking Without Coffee Irritable Person Ceramic Mug (11 oz) is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
The Essential Humorous Morning Upgrade for the Modern Nordic Soul
Delineate your exact morning baseline with our hilarious "A Viking Without Coffee" Ceramic Mug. This design-forward 11 oz drinkware piece captures the ultimate truth of ancient ancestry met with a modern caffeine craving. Rendered in a detailed, rustic folk-art aesthetic, the front displays a collection of whimsical illustrations including horned helmets, crossed battleaxes, a bearded warrior, and a classic winter outerwear piece. Tied together with charming runic-style typography, the graphic spells out the unmistakable daily warning: "A VIKING WITHOUT COFFEE IS JUST A VERY COLD, HIGHLY IRRITABLE PERSON IN A FUZZY VEST." It brings an instant dose of sharp Nordic wit to any kitchen table, work desk, or morning coffee ritual.
Features & Benefits
- High-Signal Humorous Graphics: Showcases an incredibly detailed print balancing historical Viking motifs with relatable, tongue-in-cheek modern coffee humor.
- Sturdy Ceramic Build: Crafted from premium white ceramic featuring a thick wall construction that keeps your favorite hot beverages beautifully insulated.
- Comfortable Ergonomic Handle: Engineered with a classic, smooth C-handle that provides a secure, natural, and highly cozy grip for daily handling.
Specifications
- Capacity: 11 oz
- Height: 3.75 inches
- Width: 3.25 inches
- Length: 4.75 inches (including handle)
- Weight: 12.5 oz
- Material: Ceramic
- Microwave Safe: Yes
Why You’ll Love It
Perfect for anybody wishing to bridge their ancestral roots with a touch of clever modern wit, this novelty mug satisfies the universal emotional outcome of starting the day with a deep chuckle. Bypassing formal, uninspired heritage pieces, its playful tagline handles the relatable "before-caffeine" pain point with real style. It serves as an incredibly comforting, thoughtful, and funny milestone gift for coworkers, partners, or any self-proclaimed family chieftains who take their morning coffee breaks very seriously.
Product Specifications
| Weight | 12.0 oz |
| Brand | Northstar Mugs |
| Designed in | Lindström, Minnesota — "America's Little Sweden" |
| Product height | 3.75 in |
| Product length | 4.75 in |
| Product width | 3.25 in |
| Cleaning instructions |
Hand wash (Recommended)Dishwasher safe
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| Color pattern |
White
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| Drinkware insulation |
Double wall
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| Drinkware material |
Ceramic
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| Drinkware shape |
Round
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| Handle type |
Short
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| Microwave compatibility |
Microwave safe
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