Swedish Computer Terms
- Log On: Makin' da vood stove hotter!!
- Log Off: Don't add no more vood!!
- Monitor: Keepin' an eye on da vood!!
- Download: Gettin' da vood off da truck!!
- Mega Hertz: Ven yer not careful gettin' da firevood!!
- Floppy Disc: Vat yew get from tryin' tew carry tew much vood!!
- Ram: Dat ting dat splits da vood!!
- Hard Drive: Gettin' home in da vinter time in da snow!!
- Prompt: Vat da mail ain't in da vinter time!!
- Windows: Vat yew shut ven it's cold outside!!
- Screen: Vat yew shut ven it's black fly season!!
- Byte: Vat dem dang black flies do!!
- Chip: Munchies fer da TV!!
- Microchip: Vat's in da bottom of da munchies bag!!
- Modem: Vat yew did tew da hay fields!!
- Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife!!
- Laptop: Vhere da kitty sleeps!!
- Keyboard: Vhere yew hang da keys!!
- Software: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes!!
- Mouse: Vat eats da grain in da barn!!
- Mainframe: Holds up da barn roof!!
- Random Access Memory: Ven yew can't remember vat yew paid fer da rifle, ven yer wife asks!!
- Motherboard: Ven da Mama goes fishin!!
- Port: Fancy vine!!
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