{"product_id":"ceramic-mug-a-viking-without-coffee-11-oz","title":"Mug: A Viking Without Coffee Irritable Person Ceramic Mug (11 oz)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eThe Essential Humorous Morning Upgrade for the Modern Nordic Soul\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDelineate your exact morning baseline with our hilarious \"A Viking Without Coffee\" Ceramic Mug. This design-forward 11 oz drinkware piece captures the ultimate truth of ancient ancestry met with a modern caffeine craving. Rendered in a detailed, rustic folk-art aesthetic, the front displays a collection of whimsical illustrations including horned helmets, crossed battleaxes, a bearded warrior, and a classic winter outerwear piece. Tied together with charming runic-style typography, the graphic spells out the unmistakable daily warning: \"A VIKING WITHOUT COFFEE IS JUST A VERY COLD, HIGHLY IRRITABLE PERSON IN A FUZZY VEST.\" It brings an instant dose of sharp Nordic wit to any kitchen table, work desk, or morning coffee ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHigh-Signal Humorous Graphics:\u003c\/strong\u003e Showcases an incredibly detailed print balancing historical Viking motifs with relatable, tongue-in-cheek modern coffee humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSturdy Ceramic Build:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from premium white ceramic featuring a thick wall construction that keeps your favorite hot beverages beautifully insulated.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComfortable Ergonomic Handle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Engineered with a classic, smooth C-handle that provides a secure, natural, and highly cozy grip for daily handling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWidth:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.25 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.75 inches (including handle)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12.5 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMicrowave Safe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anybody wishing to bridge their ancestral roots with a touch of clever modern wit, this novelty mug satisfies the universal emotional outcome of starting the day with a deep chuckle. Bypassing formal, uninspired heritage pieces, its playful tagline handles the relatable \"before-caffeine\" pain point with real style. It serves as an incredibly comforting, thoughtful, and funny milestone gift for coworkers, partners, or any self-proclaimed family chieftains who take their morning coffee breaks very seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swedish Gift Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46042582483001,"sku":"SGS-MUG-11-VKVEST","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0607\/4043\/6025\/files\/ceramic-mug-a-viking-without-coffee-11-oz-01-hero.webp?v=1782247762","url":"https:\/\/swedishgiftstore.com\/products\/ceramic-mug-a-viking-without-coffee-11-oz","provider":"Swedish Gift Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}